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With bold black text that reads “emotional baggage. just kidding like it would all fit in here”, it’s a statement piece for anyone whose life is a little chaotic (and a lot funny).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTote Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 13.5\" x 13.5\" x 3.5\" (34.29cm x 34.29cm x 8.89cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n100% natural cotton\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight yet sturdy\u003cbr\u003e\nReusable, washable, and ready to carry all your nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted design on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for students, therapists, sad girls, introverts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift idea for friends who overshare in group chats or cry in the car (we've all been there).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slicks and Cellies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45466877231148,"sku":"BP-5019-EMO-SLI-DEF","price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/0178\/8716\/files\/il_fullxfull.7069739359_4yvl.jpg?v=1776625572"},{"product_id":"market-stamp-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Market Stamp Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eMarket Season is one of our favourite seasons! 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